They began as seeds, lovingly watered and thinned so they would have room to stretch. As they grew in to their peculiar shapes they took on a mortal existence.
Storing them in bowls of water each root captivatingly sexy. I began my strange Cronenberg like collection.
What should I do with them? Sew them little costumes? I can't possibly eat them now that they have taken on human like forms.
For now they have taken up residency in a bowl of water in my vegetable drawer, each day they grow a bit more limp while I ponder their outfits.
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| An Itsey Bitsey Teeney Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini |
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| Lederhosen |
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| Stockings and Garter Belts |
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| Mankini |
Sexy Beasts...
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| Diamond Choker |
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| Some Lovely French Lingerie |
These I have cast in a sci-fi film
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| Fu Manchu |
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| The Walrus |
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| Giant Squid-Melon |
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| Zombie Carrott |
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| Shrimp Thing |
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| Their Leader The Beautiful Phantom |
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| The Warty Octopus Monster |
