Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Dead Ringers






They began as seeds, lovingly watered and thinned so they would have room to stretch.  As they grew in to their peculiar shapes they took on a mortal existence.

Storing them in bowls of water each root captivatingly sexy.  I began my strange Cronenberg like collection.

What should I do with them?  Sew them little costumes?  I can't possibly eat them now that they have taken on human like forms.


For now they have taken up residency in a bowl of water in my vegetable drawer, each day they grow a bit more limp while I ponder their outfits.


An Itsey Bitsey Teeney Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
Lederhosen
Stockings and Garter Belts

Mankini



Sexy Beasts...

Diamond Choker

Some Lovely French Lingerie



These I have cast in a sci-fi film

Fu Manchu


The Walrus 

Giant Squid-Melon

Zombie Carrott

Shrimp Thing

Their Leader The Beautiful Phantom 


The Warty Octopus Monster