Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Dead Ringers

They began as seeds, lovingly watered and thinned so they would have room to stretch.  As they grew in to their peculiar shapes they took on a mortal existence.

Storing them in bowls of water each root captivatingly sexy.  I began my strange Cronenberg like collection.

What should I do with them?  Sew them little costumes?  I can't possibly eat them now that they have taken on human like forms.

For now they have taken up residency in a bowl of water in my vegetable drawer, each day they grow a bit more limp while I ponder their outfits.

An Itsey Bitsey Teeney Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
Stockings and Garter Belts


Sexy Beasts...

Diamond Choker

Some Lovely French Lingerie

These I have cast in a sci-fi film

Fu Manchu

The Walrus 

Giant Squid-Melon

Zombie Carrott

Shrimp Thing

Their Leader The Beautiful Phantom 

The Warty Octopus Monster


  1. Very informative, keep posting such good articles, it really helps to know about things.

  2. If all the work is done by robots what would be perfect? Will probably be much better if by a human